Dragonfyre

DragonfyreStarringRusty Joiner, Masiela Lusha, Wesley John

Directed byKohl Glass

Written byJason Faller, Kohl GlassKynan Griffin

Year: 2013

Plot: Battle weary GI Joe gets drawn into a confrontation between magical creatures when a panting elf princes with an IQ of a squirrel and a leather bustier, and a band of orcs invade his remote ranch.

Pros: If you ever wondered what happens to snippets of dialogue rejected from other scripts because of their sheer stupidity or woodenness, or if you are curious what became of an official Structure underwear model Rusty Joiner – this one is for you.

Cons: We suspect that everyone from actors, to set dressers, to composers, to cameramen conspired against Kohl Glass in order to end his dragon-filled career. 

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