Directed by: Darren Aronofsky
Plot: Ultra-vegan and pious to a fault, Noah builds a floating mega-box for everything that slithers, runs or flies. When he isn’t talking to God, he bullies his family in the Name of the Most High.
Pros: Witnessing a failure of biblical proportions.
Cons: Don’t even mention suspension of disbelief. The script is horrid, and the cast overacts so much that we wished someone gave Crowe a telephone to toss at the heathens.