Directed by: R.D. Braunstein
Plot: Frankenstorm and volcanic eruptions all over Europe conspire to cover her with a mile of snow.
Cons: It’s mouth-gapingly bad! We hoped to see the main characters die a painful death, we rooted for the storm to wipe them out because they were so frigging irritating! Nobody bothers to act, even John Rhys-Davis gives a half-baked, disinterested performance. Cataclysm Shmataclysm.