Plot: Six Scandinavian sex gods cross the Pacific on a raft, growing awesome blond beards in the process.
Pros: Did we mention six strapping, Scandinavian lads getting slowly tanned by the sun?
Cons: You’d think that the story would land itself well to at least some drama, but Kon-Tiki has about as much tension as a can of tuna fish. The lead, while cute like baby Knut, can express only two emotions: very happy (big smile) and very unhappy (furrowed brow). His performance combined with the singsongy accent makes Heyerdahl come off as an arrogant marine Swedish Chef.