Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Plot: Well, it’s the Beowulf, so a mighty Norse superman slays monsters until he’s himself slain by a mighty dragon, with some minor variations like Beowulf having sex with Grendel’s Mother instead of killing her.
Pros: If you ever imagined how Angelina Jolie’s naked body looks like, and let’s face it – who didn’t, you can see how imaginary Angelina Jolie’s naked body looks like. Apparently, it has natural 3-inch heels. Also – speed-watch to minute ’59 where Jolie employes the nondescript Eastern-European accent (Albanian? Romanian? Moldovan?), which she debuted in Oliver Stone’s ‘Alexander’, and which we grew so fond of.