Directed by: Bernhard Wicki
Plot: Screw the plot – it’s beside the point. Watch this one for the sheer pleasure of hearing Brando and Brynner speak with zee German accent, ja? At one point they become the only two left on the vessel, and an intense bromance begins. Did anybody say Das Love Boot?
Pros: It’s Brando and Brynner face off. Who shall claim the title of Das Ultimate Mensch?
Cons: We hated it for the same reasons we loved it.