A Talking Cat!?!

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Directed byDavid DeCoteau (Lars von Trier of pet flicks, auteur of the ‘Christmas Puppy‘- a canine version of his feline masterpiece.)

Year: 2013

Plot: From what we could tell, the plot is that the cat talks. And he does so by having a little black diamond superimposed over it’s mouth – we couldn’t help but to snap a screen shot and include it below. If that’s not enough, he – the cat – also delivers a stream-of-consciousness voice-overs, which we suspect were done on a portable dictaphone by Harry Dean Stanton’s butt double, and which have nothing or little to do with the movie.

Pros: the entire thing is shot with a static camera. We kind you not! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

Cons: It’s very existence.

Several laws were broken while making ‘A Talking Cat!?!’, for last we checked, purchasing, owning, or consuming substances containing THC or Psilocybin is against the law in most of the US. Yet it is impossible that the people who made it were not high as a bunch o’kites. Please keep it in mind and watch responsibly.

 Screen shot 2013-10-15 at 3.18.04 PM


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